Thursday, March 26, 2009

The Best Middle Name Ever

It's not Ambani or Mittal or Bajaj or Tata.

It's "The."

As in Attila The Hun or Alexander The Great or Zorba The Greek.

When your middle name is 'The', it means you're it. The only one. The one that defines the category. I think that focus is a choice, and that the result of appropriate focus is that you earn 'the' middle name.

Seek the.

Of course, Winnie the Pooh is the exception that proves the rule.

1 comment:

  1. Winnie The Pooh isn't so bad, considering his cult following, but yeah, the fact that he's a bear without a brain puts him out of the list of the others with the middle name 'The'

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